about
The Sparkle Bitch Experience
The Sparkle Bitch specializes in adding dazzling strands of sparkles to your locks – turning everyday hair into a shimmering statement. Our unique approach to hair sparkles will leave you feeling like a true sparkling goddess.
POP UP!
The Sparkle Bitch at
Salvation Upcycle Artists Shop
SUNDAY March 29th, 2026: 1:00 - 4:00 PM
15419 15th Ave NE, Shoreline, WA
The Sparkle Bitch in South Florida!!!
April 2 - 5, 2026!
Seattle Psychedelic Fair
April 11th, 2026 11AM - 5PM
Intraspace: 3100 Airport Way S. (in Rainier Brewery)
The Sparkle Bitch at
Metaphysical Market
May 16th 3PM-8PM
June 6th 3PM-8PM
3025 Lombard Avenue, Everett
Meet
Lauren Simonds
The Sparkle Bitch
Lauren has called Western Washington home for more than 30 years. After a long and fulfilling career as a nonprofit leader, she decided retirement wasn’t the end of her story — it was the start of owning her sparkle!
It all began in 2023 at a Moonlight Market in Bend. While wandering through the booths, Lauren spotted a hair sparkler and thought, “Why not?” She started with 20 in a variety of colors, and before she left town, she’d already booked her next appointment. That night, she traded in her pride rainbow hair for something even more fun — SPARKLES! Lauren proudly sports between 30 and 50 at any given time, surprising those around with her dazzling tresses.
After retiring, Lauren decided it was finally time to turn that sparkle into something bigger. She completed her training, stocked up on supplies, and The Sparkle Bitch was born — a name that captures her confidence, humor, and unmistakable glitter energy.
Today, Lauren isn’t just shining herself — she’s helping others find their sparkle too.
JASMINE
“The Sparkle Bitch made my hair shine like never before! I absolutely love the dazzling sparkles. Highly recommend her services.”
TESTIMONIALS
SOPHIA
“I've received so many compliments on my sparkling hair. Thank you, The Sparkle Bitch, for the amazing transformation!”
LILY
“The Sparkle Bitch is incredibly talented. She brought life to my hair with the most beautiful sparkles. I'm thrilled with the results!”
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Sunday to Saturday
Noon to 8:00 PM
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Phone: 206.660.1643
Email: thesparklebtch@gmail.com